~cassimusprime

id start out dead and get it out of the way. then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. i get kicked out for being too healthy. i go collect my pension, then when i start work, i get a gold watch on my first day. i work 40 years until im young enough to enjoy my retirement. i drink alcohol, i party, im generally promiscuous and i get ready for high school. i go to primary school, i become a kid, i play, i have no responsibilities, i become a baby, and then... i spend my last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then, i finish off as an orgasm.